Sunday, January 31, 2010

The Gods of the Copybook Headings

We still had copybooks when I was at primary school, but they were boring things.

Like ruled exercise books, but the top line was occupied by repeats of a single letter. Your job was to fill the rest of the page with carefully crafted copies, using your wooden-handled, steel-nibbed pen, dipped into the inkwell, made out of thick white china which fitted into the hole at the top edge of your sloping desk, & which was regularly replenished by the ink monitor.

You had to be vigilant to make clear distinction between your upstrokes & downstrokes, to be careful that the nib did not get crossed or stabbed a hole through the paper, & to avoid making any blots.

And we think it a bad thing that students don’t get enough practice with their handwriting these days?

Generations before mine at least had something a little more interesting to practice their copperplate skills on. Instead of just a single letter, their copybooks had instructive messages to pass on, which by dint of being repeated by the child line by line to the bottom of the page, were bound to stick in the memory.

And so this poem by Rudyard Kipling almost, but not quite, nostalgic for me, yet seems peculiarly apt to the circumstances of today.


The Gods of the Copybook Headings

As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace,
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!

Rudyard Kipling


Not prose that goes all the way to the end of the page - Christopher Reid, in a negative definition of what a poem is.

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