Friday, February 29, 2008
Earthquakes I have known
A helpful map in yesterdays paper confirmed my memory. Derby, 1957 – 5.3 compared to this latest 5.2, & with the epicenter an awful lot closer to home
We were in the chemistry lab at school. All the bottles – stored on open shelves in those days – rattled, but none fell. I think equilibrium was otherwise maintained
Earthquakes are quite common in South America of course. I remember 2 at home, both around midnight when I was asleep
During the first I half woke thinking that my husband must have forgotten his key. Went blearily to open the front door, stood there trying to comprehend why there was no one on the step, then went back to bed
The second also brought me half awake. For some reason I went to push an old fashioned travellers trunk against the side of my daughters bed – she was blissfully asleep. In retrospect this was really stupid – if she had been rolled out of her bed, falling on to the trunk could have caused serious injury, perhaps even breaking her back. But again, I just went blearily back to bed
I slept, oblivious, right through the most powerful one of all in Caracas in 1968. This would make a good story, were it not that serious damage & loss of life were caused to those not fortunate enough to be sleeping in a modern downtown hotel
Related post: Small earth quake in England
Distrails
The opposite of contrails – the heat from the engine slices clean through a cloud, slicing it in two, or punching a hole clean through it
Havent ever noticed one, but I shall be looking now
Related post: Contrails again
The use of nothingness
I imagine him as a very elderly man with a twinkle in his eye. Reciting his poem to an audience of wide-eyed children
En-fellow thirty staves, you have a wheel:
But the worth of the wheel derives from the hole in its hub.
Take clay: a lump of muck until it’s moulded
To the hollow worth of a pot or a water tub
The walled space of a house gains yet more worth
When pierced with windows & an opening door:
Useful as are the things we know we use,
The use of nothingness is worth yet more
Lao Tzu (6th century BCE) translated by Graeme Wilson
Related posts: The space between the words Another number next to zero
The story of a subprime mortgagor
… Fo' nigh on forty years, even sence Cudge an' me come here from Montgomery. An' I been washin' fo' white folks ever' week de Lawd sent sence I been here, too.
Bought this house washin', and made as many payments myself as Cudge come near; an' raised ma chillens washin'; an' when Cudge taken sick an' laid on his back for mo'n a year, I taken care o' him washin'; an' when he died, paid de funeral bill washin', cause he ain't belonged to no lodge.
Sent Tempy through de high school and edicated Annjee till she marry that ornery pup of a Jimboy, an Harriet till she left home.
Yes, sir. Washin', an'here I is with me arms still in de tub!
Langston Hughes. Not Without Laughter
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Heart disease in younger men: is it on the up?
Before I get too alarmed about what this says about modern lifestyles I would want to take a closer look at the figures to make sure they are not just reflecting what happened to birth rates 40-odd years ago
Other things being equal, I would expect a 44 year old to have more heart trouble than a 35 year old
So if the 2008 class of “35-44 year olds” consists, relatively, of more 44 year olds & fewer 35 year olds than the comparable group last year, or 2 or 5 years ago, I would expect the rate of heart disease to show a rise, even though the rate for each individual year of age had not changed
Because of what happened to birth rates in the 1960s, I would expect to see exactly this pattern. In England & Wales we went from 811,000 births in 1961 to 876 thousand in 1964, then quickly down to under 800 thousand a year by the end of the decade
Related posts: Nationalising childbirth Doom & gloom on the buses
Creativity
HERMANN LUDWIG FERDINAND VON HELMHOLTZ
Hermann Helmholtz said the problem facing
The scientist is this:
Reduce a creek, a kiss,
A flaming coal from this random tracing
To some irreducible final text
Dancing to the air
Of the inverse square,
And we are left with a question: what next?
But there is also another layer
Above, beyond, below
The last answer we know
The scientist & poet shape their prayer
With Newton & Frost, who searched for order
Instead of answers & found
Such grace in number & sound
They glorify the spell of light on water
Peter Meinke
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
The marriage has been arranged
I look forward to being able to read the whole story. The insights I most hope to gain are into how a boy who, on any concerned tick box analysis would have been predicted to fail (non-English speaking, barely educated immigrant family, madness, domestic violence, poverty) took an otherwise conventional route to a Cambridge degree & a career on the Financial Times
It is dispiriting that the book is being touted as a misery memoir, about arranged marriage, even if this is the view taken by the author himself
When I was 19 & in a not dissimilar position myself – re a contemplated marriage which might make my parents unhappy I mean, none of the other details - I was lucky enough to be able to consult a fellow student, without incurring the expenses of a life coach. Since he was older (at least 25) with an unbelievably exotic & sophisticated family, I trusted him to be able to use his experience of the world to give me good advice
He did. It boiled down to
· You have an absolute right to marry whomsoever you choose
· You have no right to expect your parents to be pleased about your choice – they have a right to their own opinions too
· In any case, why presume to know what their reaction would be? They might think it a desirable match
· Although the most probable outcome was that they would offer their support because their love outweighed any reservations they might have, I must be prepared to face the possibility of rejection
· YOU MUST TELL THEM. DO NOT DECEIVE THEM
I chose my adviser well
It was also the beginning, for me, of the realization that romantic love can never be used as a justification for absolutely anything. Every marriage (& its dissolution) affects others deeply too
I obviously do not know until I read the book – maybe not even then – how much Sathnams mother really clings to the idea of an arranged marriage. I wonder if he has ever considered the possibility that perhaps she just wants him to be married – because it would be good for him - & has been trying to help in the only way she knows? That she might have been delighted to be introduced to the girl of his dreams?
One further point. I am very glad to see further evidence that men find arranged marriage hard too, coming as it does soon after we learned that a considerable proportion of those who seek help from the governments forced marriage unit are young men
For too long this has been lazily regarded as a womens issue, as if we really believed that since men have their minds on only one thing, any wife will do
Unweepability
THE COCOA-MUG
The way that between your fingers the soap shoots
In the bath, so her Spode cocoa-mug went
Arcing across the kitchen, landing in
The stone sink with a crash like armament
So she stands staring down at a thousand pieces
Of what she had been drinking from for years
After her mother died, whose it had been.
Apparently it’s an occasion for tears
For shocked she finds that hot stuff freely pouring
In weirs over her flushing cheeks: it is
All out of proportion, she knows this even
As it is happening: no excuse for this
While the desert creeps & the needed tears of the sky
Don’t fall at all & the babies die: no reason
For such precipitation over a mere
Mug, onset of such a rainy season.
But then she sees that the true cause she is weeping
Is simply this: that she’s nothing to cry about,
No one she loves who can die, no one she loves
Who can shout at her in the bedroom & storm out,
And that is why she stands there blinded & shaking
A big grown woman of nearly forty-five
Pouring out her hearts-blood over chippings, mourning
The stark unweepability of her life
Hilary Corke
Small earth quake in England
I was just thinking of turning off the light to sleep when the bed - or I - started to vibrate. A sudden marked upward heave, door & window frames rattling, & it was all over
It could not be, thankfully, the house or any nearby structure which was collapsing – no sound of tumbling masonry
Bizarrely, I wondered if there could be a badger in the house
An animal could have got in when the back door blew open earlier in the evening. Perhaps curled up for a snooze, then woken & tried to get out. No cat could have made the house shake like that, & badgers have been in the news this week. But the nearest place there could conceivably be a sett is in the copse at the top of the hill at the back of the house. Its too far, & how could they get over the wall?
I went to investigate, could see no signs of anything untoward
Back to bed, only fairly sure not to sleep, I felt, until a proper inspection could be undertaken in daylight
But live interactive bedside radio really comes into its own in a situation like this. It was actually a relief to hear that people all over the country had had the same experience, could simultaneously sigh Its not just me
And intriguing that the first technical confirmation of what had happened came in a live interview with a very nice sounding man at the US Geological service. The BBC were, apparently, unable to raise UK experts in the middle of the night
Wind
But low to the ground. The tops of the trees not moving particularly, but I have had to anchor myself once or twice & yesterday I saw a granma anxiously sheltering two toddlers with her own body
No clouds scudding – none to scud anyway, after dark. Coming pretty directly from the west. Not as noisy as you would expect from its strength
More like spring zephyrs, with unusual strength. Darkness, rather than light zipping around
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Smoking saints & sinners
No doubt alcohol, tobacco & so forth are things a saint must avoid, but …. Many people genuinely do not wish to be saints, & it is probable that some who achieve or aspire to sainthood have never felt much temptation to be human beings - George Orwell
You will die for my beliefs
The title is All Purpose Late Twentieth Century Creed
It has even more force in the twenty first century
I believe in my beliefs.
Its my belief that my beliefs
Are truer far than your beliefs
And I believe that your beliefs
Are threatening to my beliefs,
So I’m defending my beliefs
And all who hold the same beliefs
Against your dangerous beliefs
And who share your false beliefs
Or what I think are your beliefs.
And I will die for my beliefs;
And you will die for my beliefs.
And what, in fact, are my beliefs
Beyond the complicating reefs
Of tedious theology
And arid ideology?
The usual: a divine Creator,
Whose love rings earth like the Equator;
Justice & the Rule of Law
(And giving hand-outs to the poor);
Respect, of course, for Mother Nature,
Care for every living creature;
And that in the pursuit of Peace
All wars (excepting mine) should cease
The Joy of cricket
But he is always worth reading
Especially for gems like yesterdays
He compares 20/20 cricket to Lady Chatterleys Lover & ends:
But I ask myself: is this a game you would want your wife or your servants to watch?
That made me laugh out loud
Monday, February 25, 2008
String theory
‘Truth’ in our limited sense is something that explains a puzzle, straightens out an infinitesimally small bit of the tangle – and may cause another tangle somewhere else in the already tangled mass (from VI 16 1991)
Related post: The Universe as a bundle of thrums
Uncles advice
You’ll have to change your stance.
Believe in something real -
Like History, or Chance
Richard Kell
Life is no continental shelf:
It lifts & falls as mountains do.
So, if you have some kids yourself,
They could reach higher ground than you
Bad laws drive out good
Today we hear that the government also intends to make it compulsory for all new houses to be suitable for older people, by for example the provision of ground floor loos & shower rooms & turning space for wheel chairs. Again, it is not clear how these provisions are to be enforced & who will decide on exemptions, if any. Any protest from say, me, that this will have perverse effects will be shrugged off, or lead to accusations that I am not in favour of making it easier for the elderly to stay in their own homes.
Round this part of the world it will mean living in a 3-storey terrace house on a cramped brown field site because we cannot afford to build on any of the tiny green bits left in our overcrowded island. And half the ground floor will already be taken up with a garage so that at least one of our family cars does not have to be parked on the street. A ground floor lavatory will not be much use when I am marooned on an upper floor
Matthew Parris wrote a very good column about this sort of thing, which he calls declaratory law making, which Ministers & politicians themselves then work to subvert. An example was the Act to reform party funding which was then undermined by Labour through the use of loans
Matthew Parris fears that this leads ultimately to a general cynicism about the potency of politics itself
I think it is worse than that. It is a kind of corruption even worse than financial shenanigans
It is as if those elected think that power is just a toy. They get to play dressing up games with their Wouldn’t it be nice if everybody…. fantasies & the full panoply of the law. They believe everything the salesman tells them about the miracles of modern technological databases, just like little boys use to believe the Scalextric ads on tv
Whether they intend simply not to enforce, or actively to subvert them, their Acts of Parliament exist as laws of the land. These may well be enforced, by existing functionaries who fail to use their common sense, or by future governments
They will in either case be observed by the law abiding (assuming they know about them, that the marketing message has got through) at what may be considerable inconvenience, nuisance or cost or even misery to themselves
More forms, more tick boxes, more targets
Politicians are not there to play games with our lives
Related posts: Tony Blairs black day
Pomp & cavalcades
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Use both sides of the paper
But is the technology clever enough to judge when it has got half way down a whole trolley full of food? Or is it just the Reward points which go on the back?
Intelligence community
I Googled the term to get some idea of its use
Goodness me! Its official! With whizzy web sites
In the 1960s I used to enjoy William Haggards crime novels – much truer, so reviewers assured us, to the real world of espionage than James Bond
I look forward to happy hours of reading these web sites. I have already sampled, as a taster, the story of the CIA cook
I am not sure Colonel Russell would have approved
Links: Culinary Delights Soar to New Heights at CIA Thanks to Head Chef
The Culinary Institute of America
Related post: Limiting the spread of democracy
Being helpful
PC – pre (Alastair) Campbell
To be told that your contribution was helpful was to receive very high praise indeed. Gold Star
You chortled to hear someone thanked for their interesting contribution
It usually meant completely barking
Interesting cases
It is an unfortunately common complaint of patients that doctors do not seem really interested in their problems
The tragedy is that, when they are, it is often not Good News
Link
The joy of eating
Food is meant to be delicious, a pleasure, something to be shared
To evoke memories of childhood
To vary with the seasons
To act as a kind of social glue
Then I realized how difficult it is to have a public discussion of food in these terms
It goes way beyond mere political correctness. One treads a minefield. Risks involvement in all kinds of cultural, moral, political stand-offs
Religious sensitivities – some as unexpected as alcohol in crisps
All sorts of new, liberal secular moralities. Animal cruelty, food miles, fair trade
Even the re-emergence of the class war
What is Tescos for?
To keep the hoi polloi out of Waitrose
Friday, February 22, 2008
A mans pride in his wife
It can also be dangerous – a mask for a deep-rooted emotional sense of possession & ownership
A man will say My wife. A woman does not emphasise the possessive in that away but says My husband, often with a slightly interrogative inflexion
Put your left leg out
Well, obviously, you learned at a very early age that that is the proper name for that bit of your anatomy
But if you close your eyes, how do you feel, (without touching) or know where your left leg is?
For reasons which I shall go on to explain, I think it is because you always know where your big toes are
If we assume that the you who knows this is located somewhere in your brain there must be some kind of messaging, circuit system which constantly lets you know AOK! We are still here
The importance of the question
In order to find out his meaning you must also know what the question was (a question in his own mind & presumed by him to be in yours)
RG Collingwood
It is also important to know how the media can turn this neatly around & leave us believing that the question an interviewee is answering is one which sprang, unprompted, from his own mind & not one which has just been put to him by the journalist
Related post: Exams 2: Ask a simple question
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Cool it, Daddy-O!
Especially when the silly old things give every impression that they truly believe that you can go into Tesco & emerge with a can of strong lager for 22p
Only very sad old people buy that weak & watery value stuff which tastes of you-know-what. In packs of 4
Young people might stop bingeing when appearing, in public & on world wide tv, in the same state as did, reportedly, the celebrity presenters of the Brit awards, starts to appear every bit as uncool as if they had all been doing it wearing flared jeans, fair isle tank tops & mullet hairdos with tasteful blond highlights
Doom & gloom on the buses
Around here if your trip either starts or finishes in your county, then it is free. This is the result of voluntary agreements between the bus companies & the councils & goes further than what is prescribed by law. The county in which you live pays the costs of your journeys
My most common bus ride takes me from Derbyshire, across Cheshire & into Stockport. The whole journey is free unless I want to break my journey in Cheshire to shop or visit the hospital. If I then want to continue to Stockport, I have to pay for that bit
The lady who got on the bus immediately behind me last night in Stockport wanted to make the same trip into Derbyshire, but she had a Cheshire pass, so she asked the driver how much she needed to pay to cover the final leg.
The driver explained that she would have to pay nothing. Technically, she would need to get off the bus at the Cheshire border, then get back on again to start a new journey. But no need to worry about that, just stay seated & the driver would deal with the ticketing
Everything changes in April when bus travel for the elderly will be free wherever your journey starts or ends. Very nice. Thank you very much. Only what they have had in London for years. Even Mick Jagger is entitled to a free bus pass
I understand though that the Government has also laid down national rules about which council pays for which journey. It is possible, for instance, that Stockport Council will have to pay for my bus rides home
I am recounting these details, not because I expect people to be interested or to think they matter to anyone under 60
The awful thing though is that I think they may cause everybody a great deal of trouble
Not only is entitlement to free travel being expanded in the same year that record numbers of people will qualify by celebrating their 60th birthday, but the rules determining who pays must make it extremely difficult to predict where the costs will fall. Thus playing havoc with the cash flows & financing of bus companies & councils
Coming on top of the serious problem of financing equal pay for male & female local government employees, I will not be surprised if we are in for the biggest crisis in local government finance since the Poll tax
Related post: Nationalising childbirth
Suicide
There was an interesting Moral Maze last night. Usually I find the programme unlistenable to, generating far more heat & shouting than light. This time the contributors were interesting & for the most part showed great restraint.
Nigel Hawkes also wrote a very helpful piece in yesterdays Times, which presented the evidence which ought really to make the press understand that their reporting does contribute to the spread of a suicide cluster, & therefore that they really should exercise restraint in their coverage
The Moral Maze discussions were largely focused on the question of whether life is always worth living. Turning the question round – Is life worth ending? – gives a different slant & brings in the hard question of method
It is one thing to have an over-romanticised teenage fantasy about death by firing squad, quite another to imagine, confidently, how one might bring it about by direct action oneself. This is part of the reason why 'copycats' are important - someone has proved that the method works
Methods depend heavily on what is available of course & vary over time & place. Swallowing paraquat & self immolation have figured in previous outbreaks which I remember
It struck me that hanging is not mentioned by either Langston Hughes or Dorothy Parker in their mid-20th century American ditties on the subject, but I was wrong in the latter case.
Related posts: De mortuis
Dulce et decorum
Christina Rossetti
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Dusty file sits on Whitehall desk
Trying to pick out the facts, as far as possible, from confused accounts, somebody in the Netherlands sent sets of genetic fingerprints on a disc to the Attorney General, who passed it to the Crown Prosecution Service. There it sat until it was passed to National Policing Improvement Agency, the body responsible for the DNA database. NPIA then told Home Office Ministers that CPS had been sitting on the file for a year
Had the Dutch ever queried when they might expect to receive the results of their enquiries?
Why did the police snitch on the Prosecutors?
Do journalists really believe that this is another data loss story, or are they just so determined to shoehorn every last event into their latest ‘narrative’ that they will treat the rest of us like idiots?
Would anyone think this a story if it involved that old cliché of files which sit gathering dust while pin striped mandarins sit drinking their tea
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Heteroskedacity
I have always felt that statistics (& statisticians) suffer such a poor public image because, in part at least, their words do not mean what everybody thinks they mean
In the theory & practice of statistics:
Average does not mean most
Error does not mean you did your sums wrong
A random sample is not one drawn from any group of people or objects who happen to be conveniently to hand
And significant does not mean big, important, or even noteworthy
Related posts:
Seasonal flu
Now that I am a lady of leisure I recognise a similar seasonal epidemic
Half term flu
This attacks in particular the elderly who are exposed to an alien cocktail of underage germs which are suddenly released into the community at the same time as their strength & resistance are diminished by their sudden inability to find a seat, not just on the trains or buses but in any public place. All seats are occupied by young people sprawling everywhere.
I know it is not their fault. They are just programmed to do that by the adolescent brain.
And have you noticed how half term is even worse now that even 3 year olds have to pack their leisure travel into the school holiday breaks?
Monday, February 18, 2008
Wrapping up warm
And, as a Raynauds sufferer, I wish I could find again my 10-year old package of heat
Warmth was an art
When I challenged the cold
To a jumping start
At 10 years old,
When an icicle-chime
On the breath-filled air
Struck Christmas time
And I was there
With a slip & a slide
And a skipping beat
Wrapped up inside
My package of heat
Which is still the gift
I remember best
The real problem with ready meals?
So Marmite (too salty) & cheese (too fatty) are bad
But apparently OK if purchased already mixed with, say, wholewheat spaghetti, sprouts & orange segments as part of an unimaginably disgusting ready meal
About 5 years ago now I slipped, for a while, into the habit of living mainly off ready meals, for the usual reasons – busy, too tired to cook
As it happened I was also keeping my own databases of nutritional & ingredient info from the back of the packs, so I had at least a general idea of what I was eating. There did not seem to be much that was objectionable, apart from hydrogenated fats. The additives, for the most part, especially in ‘superior’ brands, did not seem so very different from the kinds of thickening or raising agents I would use in home cooking
One thing I did learn is how often all the major brands & supermarkets change the recipe for standards such as spaghetti carbonara. I imagine this has more to do with reasons of cost & supply, rather than a constant striving for improvement
What really puzzled me about this diet was that I rarely felt well fed, in the simple sense of satisfied or full. Even when I took to buying, say, a near-500 gramme spag bol said to be enough for 2
It is difficult to make direct comparisons, but 1lb raw weight of spaghetti, mince, tomatoes & onion would be more than I could eat in a sitting
My curiosity was really aroused when tubs of mashed potato became popular
Mashed potato is one of my favourite comfort foods. Simple to make, yes, but the pan & the plate are a pain to wash, so I took to these tubs eagerly
Same problem. I just did not feel full. True, the texture was more wet & gloopy than I would make for myself, but there were no declared additives in any of the brands I tried
So unless there is some loophole in the regulations which allows (even encourages) a company so careful of its reputation as say, M&S, to get away with not declaring a particular additive, this could not be the explanation
I am left with the thought that it must be something to do with the texture of the food
Something in the cook → chill → pack → transport → reheat process destroys whatever it is that presses my FULL UP button
I have only a 50-year old GCE O level biology to guide my thinking in this, but I wonder if it could be something do with cellulose?
It must be something that takes a while to have its effect. It was never apparent to me before, nor is it now, when I just use ready meals as a welcome but fairly occasional way of having something good to eat at the end of a busy day
Related post: Obesogenic lycra
Mains services
Electricity, gas – yes
Water – most certainly, yes please
Dinner – no thank you
Stars within
Sir Martin Evans on Desert Island Discs, on why study genetics rather than, say, cosmology
Sunday, February 17, 2008
The book of life
Only if it is terminally boring, or unbearably terrifying, do we close the book by act of will, or consent to having it taken away, or hand it over to someone else
Mostly, we just put the book down for a while because we have something better or more pressing to do
LAST HAIKU
I can’t be old already,
I’m just about to ------
Forgetting to remember
There is 1st & 2nd order memory: remembering that you do (or did) know the persons name, then remembering what it is
Or – what does flemp mean? I know that I do not know, & have never heard the word before
But I could well be embarrassed by being shown that I once used it in something I wrote. 3rd order memory?
Related posts: Known unknowns Compressing the Human Memory File
Saturday, February 16, 2008
Limiting the spread of democracy
Even going so far as to give first place to Communities in the Department of Communities & Local Government
These communities are profoundly UN-democratic
Many people have no choice over which community they are assigned to
Communities hold no elections
Their leaders are self-appointed
A nice, colonial model for our leaders to treat with
Empty shelves
Or just experiencing problems of supply?
It seems to be happening with vegetables & meat in particular, but also with ready meals
Bulbs to last a lifetime
Sainsburys had only one kind of 60-watt equivalent bayonet-fitting long life bulb on the shelf. It was a very odd elongated shape & did not look as if it would fit under any of my lampshades
So I started thinking about doing the unthinkable & stocking up on the evil planet-destroying kind
I do not think that I ever need to replace more than 4 bulbs a year. So 100 of them should be enough to see me out even with a little better than average life expectancy (mine & the bulbs). Total investment, less than £25
Now all I need to do is work out how much shelf or cupboard space they will need
It really is time to start getting rid of some of the books
Related post: Hip fracture & energy efficient light bulbs
Friday, February 15, 2008
All skies work
LEAVING THE TATE
Coming out with your clutch of postcards
in a Tate Gallery bag & another clutch
of images packed into your head you pause
on the steps to look across the river
and there's a new one: light bright buildings,
a streak of brown water, and such a sky
you wonder who painted it - Constable? No:
too brilliant. Crome? No: too ecstatic -
a madly pure Pre-raphaelite sky,
perhaps, sheer blue apart from the white plumes
rushing up it (today, that is,
April. Another day would be different
but it wouldn't matter. All skies work.)
Cut to the lower right for a detail:
seagulls pecking on mud, below
two office blocks and a Georgian terrace.
Now swing to the left, and take in plane-trees
bobbled with seeds, and that brick building,
and a red bus .... Cut it off just there,
by the lamp post. Leave the scaffolding in.
That's your next one. Curious how
these outdoor pictures didn't exist
before you'd looked at the indoor pictures,
the ones on the walls. But here they are now,
marching out of their panorama
and queuing up for the viewfinder
your eye's become. You can isolate them
by holding your optic muscles still.
You can zoom in on figure studies
(that boy with the rucksack), or still lives,
abstracts, townscapes. No one made them.
The light painted them. You're in charge
of the hanging committee. Put what space
you like around the ones you fix on,
and gloat. Art multiplies itself.
Art's whatever you choose to frame.
Culture on the buses
Such generosity will, it is hoped, help to narrow the gap between middle class & disadvantaged children
Now poor children do not, usually, live in 2-car households with parents willing & able to provide a free chauffeuring service to ferry the children to events all over the city or the county. And neither do their friends.
So much of the governments generous £15 per annum allowance will be swallowed up in bus fares
Old & young
And some of us can remember what that was like
A hedgehog names index: P
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Vance Packard
Ruth Padel
Patti Page
Deborah Paige
Norman Painting
Francis Palgrave
Henry Palin
Michael Palin
Sarah Palin
Lord Palmerston
David Pannick
Mica Paris
Dorothy Parker
Matthew Parris
Eric Partridge
Pascal
Coventry Patmore
Marguerite Patten
John Patterson
Jeremy Paxman
Jill Pay
Leon Payne
Sir Robert Peel
Hugh Pennington
TN Perkins
Robert Peston
Richard Peto
Venetia Phair
Michael Phelps
Prince Philip
Arlene Philips
Benjamin Philips
Picasso
Ben Pimlott
Pliny
Henri Poincare
Clive Ponting
Steven Poole
Pooter
Frank Pope
Popper
Jonathan Porritt
Cole Porter
Dr Mark Porter
Theodore (Ted) Porter
Michael Portillo
Colin Powell
Enoch Powell
Hugh Powell
William Prest
Ben Price
Dawn Primarolo
Selwyn Pritchard
Pugh
Edmund Purdom
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Math & haute couture
Can Jean-Paul Gaultier sew a fine seam?
Does Valentino sew on his own beads?
Could Christian Dior stitch a neat buttonhole
John Graunt
Things have not moved (much) since John Graunt was writing 350 years ago:
VI It appearing that there were fourteen men to thirteen women, and that they die in the same proportion also, yet I have heard Physicians say that they have 2 women Patients to one man, which Assertion seems very likely, for that women have either the Green-Sickness or other like Distempers, are sick of Breedings, Abortions, Child-bearing, Sore-breasts, Whites, Obstructions, Fits of the Mother & the like.
VII Now, from this it shld follow that more women shld die than men, if the number of Burials answered in proportion to that of sicknesses, so as few more die, then if none were sick; or else that men, being more intemperate than women, die as much by reason of their Vices as women do by the Infirmity of their Sex, and consequently, more males being born then Females more also die.
Link: John Graunt's Homepage
Related post: The price of long life & happiness
Animal warmth, human coldness
We lived with livestock partly for warmth, partly for convenience, partly out of economic necessity. Who would spend time or good money building them a house of their own? But we had no compunction about killing them for food, & eating everything but the whistle
In a cold climate a source of warmth is essential for human survival. But humans were also aware from the earliest days of the dangers of heat - not least because fever was a symptom of the most dangerous of diseases
We mostly think of humans as special beings, apart from animals. But most of us are at least a bit confused by animal rights arguments about the status of chickens & pigs.
The old suspicions about animals as a source of disease persist, but are confused with, or by, a new suspicion of 'chemicals' in our food, which are unnatural & therefore clearly more dangerous than 'natural' animal sources. At its most confused, the 'natural' (prions, e coli) become confused with the chemical & lack of ice cold hygiene
As we became wealthier & more fastidious we ate only the best bits of animals & distanced ourselves from their owners warm but messy ways. This distancing saved us from some infections at the cost of introducing new dangers such as BSE; it also posed new problems of how to dispose safely of the parts we did not wish to eat.
A bright clean supermarket selling plastic wrapped premium cuts may seem more hygienic than a bloody butchers shop with sawdust on the floor but, out of our sight, what happens behind the scenes to all that blood, bone, offal & fat which we now reject?
Was primitive vegetarianism a feature simply of warm wet countries, where the climate & soil could provide an adequately balanced vegetarian diet for humans? Or of a climate which would provide a particularly dangerous combination, the ideal circumstances in which bugs could breed, one where the combination of warmth & wetness & animals should be avoided ?
Modern hygiene is a conflicting combination of heat & cold; boiling water to kill off the bugs followed by refrigeration to keep them at bay.
The first stage - the boiling water - like the animals - is increasingly pushed into the background and hygiene is equated with cold, clean, clinical.
Global warming is our fear, not a renewed Ice Age
The pig served as an auxiliary department of sanitation right down to the 19th century, in supposedly progressive towns like New York & Manchester - Lewis Mumford
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Damned liars
Well go to the top of our stairs
Don’t seem so surprised. Of course we do
At least we stand a chance of getting away with it. Of escaping from the surgery without The Lecture (again). Unlike our poor plump sisters
We only went in about a bunion
So put that in your pipe & smoke it
Related posts: How to spend my taxes Lies, damn lies, and ?
STOP PRESS – BREAKING NEWS: IT IS NOW BEYOND DOUBT THAT SMOKING CAUSES LUNG CANCER
Kenneth Kendall BBC 6 oclock news March 1962
9/11
I had spent the day of the attack in the archive & the library, immersed in Victorian England
In retrospect, one of the oddest things is that I had neither heard nor overheard anyone relaying or discussing the news. People just do not seem to have been discussing it in public
I had learned of the Kennedy assassination for example on a bus in the Old Kent Road when a man got on & announced it to all & sundry
On 9/11 I knew something had happened as soon as I opened the front door. In those days my idea of a burglar alarm was to leave lamps & the radio on timer switches. Radio5 was clearly in rolling news, not football, format at 8.10pm
I sat down to listen & by 8.20 was shouting at the radio Tell us what happened, not just peoples reactions, & wondering whether it was worth plugging in the tv & trying to coax a (probably green) picture out of it. But since whatever had happened was clearly in America, not the UK, I thought telly might well have reverted to normal programming & I was better off concentrating on listening
It was after 8.30 when they finally went to a news summary
As they say, the pictures are better on the radio
Though in the circumstances better is hardly the right word, I made the decision then & there that I would be able to see events more clearly if I did not put myself through that particular emotional wringer
And anyway news organisations here soon made the decision that nothing was to be gained by showing the footage over & over again, so there has not been all that much of a chance
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
TV watching
Not watching tv I mean
Andrew Billen has pointed to this non-habit among both performers & tv professionals
With me it began by accident when my tv went kaput about 6 months before 9/11. I was researching the market for a new one just around the time we started to hear about the digital switchover, so I thought I would leave it for a bit, until things were clearer
And I found I much preferred life without it
It does mean that I must be one of the few people in this country who never saw film of 9/11
Map reading & parcel wrapping
Especially presents
Perhaps that requires emotional literacy as well
Accidental poetry
well
and
bad
sad
was
and
TIM
tim.
HRT & respiratory infection
I started taking hrt 23 years ago now, at an unusually early age following tah & bso.
During the 9 years I took it I suffered, on average, 1 or 2 quite nasty chest or sinus infections each year, bad enough to send me to the surgery for an amoxyl prescription. I had never needed such help before
Since stopping the hrt I have had no such infections, apart from one a few weeks after my last patch went into the bin
It was only quite recently that it occurred to me to wonder if there could be any causal connection between this conjunction of events
Could it be because of an effect on mucus in the respiratory tract? More of it, or thicker, or just stickier than before?
We know that mucus quality varies with the hormonal cycle. With a constant daily dose of oestrogen (other things, such as the absorption rate, being equal) this cyclical variation presumably just disappears, leaving one perhaps a permanently welcoming host to the bacteria which cause these infections
Monday, February 11, 2008
The economic effects of keeping the change
If, in the expected hard times ahead, people start looking after their pennies, will the net effect of collecting your change be to keep real consumer spending up, or to make it seem even further reduced? Volume up, prices down (relatively speaking)?
Some at least of the ‘kept’ change has been ending up in the charity sector. This casts new light on my observation of the behaviour of youngsters at the McDonalds counter. And gives me a new respect for McDonalds management for diverting this particular throwaway habit to good causes
Related posts: Keep the change Recent Economic Changes
Making PMQs more interesting
As many of those in the studio commented He really knows his sport
Especially his football. The facts & statistics – old matches, goals, results & players names – spilled out of him in a way that sometimes seemed to threaten to get out of control
It occurred to me that this could be a new tactic for him to adopt at PMQs. When he gets really fed up with David Cameron he could spout football facts instead of economic statistics. At least it would be entertaining (for some)
The Prime Minister also revealed that he had once thought of perhaps becoming a football manager, & made no secret of his admiration for Sir Alec Ferguson, hairdryer tactics & all
That is probably why he has now decided to bring to the fore the youngsters in his Cabinet
Someone commented that this early ambition made it easier to understand Browns frustration at having to sit on the bench as No2 to Tony Blair for all those years
And look what happened the last time we got a No2 to manage England at football.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Keep the change
He told me that I would be surprised at how often that kind of thing happens these days. People just cannot be bothered
Now I have what I know is close to an obsession with giving the right change, if I can, when paying by cash. This is because I hate accumulating a mass of cash in my purse – it is surprisingly heavy, & if not kept under control will eventually lead you to having to scrabble to count out £4.72 in small change because you have no note left
I have noticed how the people I am handing over the money to find it increasingly difficult to check. It is not just youngsters who struggle – people are just not fluent at it any more. A consequence of plastic & automated transactions I suppose
No wonder these machines which change coins into more manageable forms of currency are so popular. Though at 7% commission it will be a long time I think it worth saving myself the bother of counting
The language of the media
Is it code for unofficially, off the record, not for attribution? Or, It arrived in an anonymous brown envelope? We had had a few drinks & I am not sure if I have got all the details right? Or, We do not really know if this is what happened but we will just run it up the flagpole & see if anyone salutes?
The other odd aspect is how shy a journalist can be about using the word I, when they are anything but shrinking violets. They use the name of their organ instead. So an article by Damian Whitworth talks of The Times following an auctioneer for a week. I assume he just means that he did it himself, although in these days maybe they used a crack team of operatives to conduct undercover surveillance
The BBC is using this trick far too much these days. Nothing is news unless it can be prefaced by The BBC has learned. I hope Dr Williams has learned too – there would not be all this hoo-ha if he had just given his lecture to the lawyers without trailing it on The World at One
The exact opposite has happened when politicians are being talked about. Then it is always Gordon Brown, never The Prime Minister
Related post: Flummery
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Politesse
At the end of of the 60s a book was published with a title something like A young womans guide to manners, There were many such titles at the time but this was a success de scandale because it dealt with manners in the bedroom
The one quote which has stuck with me all these years: Many a young woman has lost her innocence at the age of 18 because she was too polite to say No
(The word in the book was not innocence but I have learned to be cautious about the words I use in a blog)
I guarantee that if you repeat that quote to a roomful of women of a certain age the response will be a collective sigh. Oh yes – I know what that feels like
The Cardinal & the Archbishop
The influx of Irish immigrants to England in the wake of the Famine placed enormous strains on the Catholic clergy, some of whom paid with their lives for their efforts in tending to the sick & destitute
They struggled on their own in the sense that, since the Reformation, there was no hierarchy of bishops to provide organisation & support
Cardinal Wiseman, the head of the Roman Catholic church in England went to Rome in 1850 to seek the permission of the Pope to establish such a hierarchy
The Cardinal’s (now Archbishop’s) choice of words to announce the agreed plan was unfortunate. It was widely interpreted to mean that the Pope was preparing to retake control in the Government of England as a whole & not just in the governance of his church & congregations
There was outrage & Parliament soon passed The Ecclesiastical Titles Act of 1851 which forbad any Roman Catholic see or bishop from bearing the same name as an existing Anglican bishopric
The mood of Anti-popery continued & contributed towards the outbreak of a riot in Stockport in June 1852 in which 1 man was killed & 100 injured. One man was eventually transported for manslaughter
The immediate cause was protest at the annual parade of Roman Catholic children (then in its twentieth year) which was deemed by some to be in breech of the Royal Proclamation against the wearing of religious vestments & the carrying of religious banners in public
In that decade there was also the continuing row over the admission of Jews as MPs (settled in 1858), & the refusal to award Oxbridge degrees to non-Anglicans. And, according at least to popular supposition at the time, the Indian Mutiny was sparked by the Army's success in offending the religious sensitivities of both Moslems & Hindus by introducing a rifle whose cartridges were greased with pig & cow fat
And yet the distinguished historian GM Young could write:
Of all decades in our history, a wise man would choose the 1850s to be young in
Friday, February 08, 2008
British arguments
A highly intellectual reasonable man needs some kind of an interpreter or bridge, he said, to translate his argument for those who react with emotion & fear. If someone in her position felt unable to do that, then who could?
Actually that Radio5 morning phone-in encourages me to believe that things are not nearly as bad as are sometimes made out. Large numbers of Muslims, of all shades of opinion, feel free to join in the debates, & not necessarily only on such obviously ‘Muslim’ subjects
One would think, by the reactions, that British law makes no concessions to religious authority at all. But of course it does & always has done, though not always without a bloody battle or two along the way
I got married in a Roman Catholic church. The religious ceremony had to be supplemented by a civil one to make us married in the eyes of the law as well as those of God. If the priest had not been suitably registered with the authorities then a civil registrar would have had to attend to make a properly honest woman of me
When it comes to divorce the Pope – a foreigner! - still plays a part in dissolving the bonds between Roman Catholic partners, almost as if Henry VIII had never been
Petticoat Lane market used to be world famous for being allowed to open on Sunday to accommodate the Jewish traders, despite the laws on Lords Day Observance
Even between Protestant sects there were bitter battles in the C19th. Over the right of Dissenters to have a university education, to be judges or MPs or to hold other public offices. To be free of the need to pay rates to the Church of England & to have non-sectarian state funded education for their children
I am not suggesting it will be easy, but I for one would welcome some real enlightenment about what exactly are the problems & possible compromises to be made with Sharia law
When it comes to private disputes, British citizens are free to settle them according to any rules they like, or by the decision of anyone they choose. The Law only comes into it when they can not agree, or a third party (with a legitimate interest) complains, or the state, in the person of the Crown, decides to prosecute
Related post: Known unknowns
Uppies & Downies
There were few rules & the games were very rough. Often there was not even a ball. Much mayhem & injury ensued
A kind of English carnival to let off steam before Lent begins. Just about acceptable as such, but a tedious nuisance if repeated throughout the year
It strikes me that Uppies & Downies would be a good term to describe the relationship between press & politicians in this country
A pointless battle between the 2 groups who consistently come at or near the bottom of any most admired or respected poll. Incomprehensible to spectators
But, to the press at least, it really matters that they give no quarter to those they despise
The fuss over expenses provides a good example. I heard one young BBC reporter going close to the line in saying that it just was not good enough that the proposed root & branch enquiry should take 3 months. Of course, that is too long to keep even a good story going
It might help if the term for the area mostly under discussion were changed to office costs The word expenses, to a journalist, is just a nostalgic term for long boozy lunches
I think the most pertinent comment which I have seen was in a letter to The Times which pointed out that MPs were in for a shock if they have to meet, as employers, the same standards of fair recruitment with which other employers have to comply. By laws passed by those same MPs
Thursday, February 07, 2008
Manners unmakyth a woman
I did not like to point out to him that the door is an automatic one
I have never been able to understand why I should feel insulted by male courtesies. Far from expressing contempt for the weaker sex I think that, at worst, they are merely demonstrating, by having learnt to do things without having to think about them, the strength of Whiteheads quote about civilization.
Usually it is simply courtesy. Or even kindness. And who could object to kindness in a man?
Though, as one who was frequently the only, & sometimes the first ‘female’ on my little patch of the world of the work, I have to admit that trying to work out how best to update or renegotiate these etikets has presented me with some of the greatest difficulties or embarrassments, & sometimes indeed left me (usually silently) spitting nails & howling with frustrated rage
I was 22 and in the first week of my first full time non-teaching job after graduation. A secretary came to tell me that the chief wished me to go along to join him in a meeting in his room
Nervously, I knocked & opened the door. To the sound of clattering & scraping chair legs as the 5 men round the table leapt to their feet
With 5 pairs of eyes trained on me I just wanted those wooden floorboards to open up & swallow me
Nothing & nobody had prepared me for this
I had been to co-ed schools where sometimes, especially for maths or physics, I was the only girl in the class
Even at university, in those days when only a quarter of students were female, I had sometimes been the only girl in a class or tutorial group
None of the boys would ever have dreamed of greeting my arrival like this
For one wild moment I thought perhaps I should act like the Queen (graciously) or Lady Bracknell (imperiously): Gentlemen, please be seated!
I just concentrated on getting in to my own seat as quickly as possible
Link: http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F20F15F834551B728DDDA00A94D9405B818AF1D3
Related post: Crime & government
Words that go clunk or click
The same thing can happen when you hear or read a word, except when, going forward & outside the box, they clunk
Price update
Guess what that means
If I were an anti social teenage vandal I would have taken my biro & scratched out that DATE
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Why did I put my purse in the tea caddy?
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking of them
Alfred North Whiteheads dictum applies to individual citizens as well as civilizations
It is particularly helpful if, like me, you are chronically absent minded. Mostly just in small ways - gloves & umbrellas. More disastrously - keys & official work passes
And, since chip & pin, debit cards
The rule is to so organise things that, even when distracted, you will just put whatever it is where it is supposed to be & where you can find it again, without you having to think about it
So, only ever have one handbag on the go at once. Be blowed to having one to match each outfit
Try to remember to check new clothes - especially jackets & trousers - for good secure pockets, before you go ahead & buy them (Whoever invented the mans suit was possibly a sufferer. Or a friend of GK Chesterton)
And, please, will somebody soon standardise chip & pin machines so I do not get distracted by working out which way up it goes, the buttons are all in the right place & do not sport an F2 where one of my digits should be, and have displays which I can read, not grey-on-grey invisible unless the light is just right
Good vibrations
Richard Morrison on music, in a review of Oliver Sacks Musicophilia
Other facts gleaned
- singing can help restore speech to stroke sufferers
- rhythmic music can unlock the movements of Parkinsons sufferers
Related post: Vibrations
Teenage rebellion
Anybody could get in to see a film Certificate U. But if you wanted to see an A-rated film you either had to be, or to be accompanied by an adult
Adult meant aged 14 or over. Along with a lot of other legal age limits I guess it had just never been adjusted in line with the raising of the school leaving age to 15
It was common practice to go to the pictures with your friends, no adults needed
One way to get into an adult film was just to hope that the lady in the box office did not challenge you when you went to buy your ticket
But the dilemma was that you then had to pay the full price. Apart from the universal instinct not to pay more than you need for anything, or just not being able to afford it, what if the lady in the box office henceforward insisted on your paying adult price every time
So the most usual tactic was to hang around outside until a suitable-looking adult came along, who would agree to buy a child ticket on your behalf. Motherly looking ladies who might sympathise with childish anxiety were a good bet, but so were grown up young men of 20 or so
All this depended on a delicate system of social control in small town 1950s England. First, parents made a judgement as to whether their child was mature enough to cope with going to the pictures with their friends. The lady in the box office no doubt made her own judgements about whether any given A film was truly unsuitable for our sensibilities. And we had to be perfectly confident that the adults we approached would, at worst, just tell us to Get away with you
It undoubtedly shocks me these days to see children on the bus on Friday evenings, so young that not even the sternest driver would demand to see the pass which proves they are entitled to pay half-fare, armed with half bottles of vodka or 2-litre bottles of strong cider.
I should be very surprised if any of them could have bought these in any of the supermarkets which I use. I suspect friendly adults must be involved, or at least children who look old enough to get away with presenting fake id
The problem is that no unrelated adult feels very confident now about showing disapproval in any way
But what on earth do the parents think about their children being hung over on Saturday morning?
This is not just a problem of disadvantaged children from the lower social classes or disadvantaged backgrounds. Think Cornwall at the beginning of the public school summer holidays
And anyway how can we expect youngsters to believe that getting drunk is not a good way to celebrate & have fun when that is what adults all around them do. They talk quite openly about how they cannot remember what happened on Saturday night
Even journalists & presenters on, for example, Radio 5 Live, talk to each other & their interviewees as if getting plastered were a normal reaction to any big match (win, lose or draw) or significant life event
Related post: Children & Social Control
Tuesday, February 05, 2008
The British journalist
… knowing as the pine trees know
that somewhere in the urgent sap there is
an everlasting answer to the snow
and a retort to the last precipice,
that, merely by climbing, the shadow is made less,
that we have some engagement with a star
only to be honoured with deaths bitterness…
He is also author of
You cannot hope
to bribe or twist
thank God! the
British journalist
But, seeing what
the man will do
unbribed, theres
no occasion to
Related post: A truly great editor looks after his staff
Murdered on duty
Interestingly the number of such deaths was much lower in the second 50 years than it had been in the first. Cobb suggested 2 main reasons for this. First the improvements in medical treatment & in the means of transport to hospital made for a much lower mortality rate for injured men. Secondly, the gradual understanding that the danger to police could be much reduced if they adopted conciliation or other methods of lowering the temperature when violence loomed, & the development of training in methods which meant fewer injuries to police in the first place
I was thinking about this because I heard on the radio that the lawyer for Harry Roberts had entered the debate on police monitoring of communications with prisoners
Harry Roberts was convicted of the murder by shooting of 3 policemen at Shepherds Bush in 1966. This was shortly after the suspension of all capital punishment in England. Before that, the murder of policemen was one of the categories for which the death penalty was retained under the 1957 Homicide Act, so feeling ran high
There are some (to me) mysterious legal complications over Roberts appeal for parole after 40 or so years in prison on a life sentence
Such a murder came as a very great shock in 1966, when Dixon of Dock Green gave us our television idea of a policeman – even though the original character of that name had been shot on film by Dirk Bogarde.
But the main reason I always notice press references to the case is that we were then living in Kensal Rise – not too far from the crime scene. One night we were rudely awoken at about 2 oclock one morning by the heavy sound of police boots pounding across the flat roof above our heads. They were chasing – without success - a suspect in the murder
It strikes me that an update to Cobbs tale, to cover the third 50 years of policing, would be very instructive
Creation & family history
It seems possible that the vast increase in the resources available for tracing our own family histories has done as much as scientific enlightenment to slacken the need to hold on to the Biblical myth of creation & the Protestant religion as an important element of notions of Britishness
Obesity & marital status
But which of us, secretly & at least for some of the time, does not wish to be described as larger than life, in the metaphorical sense of course
This reminded me of a weekend piece on the radio also about obituary euphemisms. I thus learned for the first time that there is a subtly different alternative to that discreet post mortem outing He never married
For anyone who, for a whole possible variety of personal or social reasons, found that marriage was something which they either could not, or never wished to, embark upon, the correct phrase is: He died unmarried
I wish I had known that earlier – I could have avoided some minor embarrassments
Monday, February 04, 2008
The price of long life & happiness
- Slim people are healthier & live longer lives than people who are fat
- children of married parents do better than those whose parents are unmarried or are divorced
How securely do we know that people who change their status from the undesirable to the desirable achieve the expected benefits? Or vice versa. Particularly if these changes are externally enforced
Consider the following:
In this country female mortality is lower than male mortality at every age. Women live longer than men. The state of being a man carries a higher relative risk of death
Would a man live longer if he had a sex change operation? Or hormone treatment? Or had his Y chromosome swapped for an X?
And if he did, would it be worth it?
Related post: HRT for 15 year-olds
Just leave it all to Tony
I am completely in favour of Europe because I think that it is the future for Great Britain & all the countries of Europe
So not to worry. He will sort out the Middle East before the next American President is inaugurated, when he will be free to graciously accept the European presidency . How very fitting that he should be relieved of all necessity of answering to an electorate or to parliament
This I (the one writing here) thinks that T Blair is a nutter, not because he 'does' religion (some of my best friends …) but because he seems to believe that, when he finally meets his maker to account for his actions, it will be the ultimate summit
Just the two of them
Comparing the scars on their backs
the one thing that John Prescott could get cabinet agreement to was that they should leave it to Tony - Lord Butler
Dr Bowdlers Catch-22
So how is anyone supposed to check on what offence they might cause by this, or any other name, if they do not already know?
Perhaps they could take a leaf out of the Thames Water Authority book. When they finally got the power to send out their own water bills (they used to come with the council rates) they hired a retired merchant seaman. His job was to check that no alpha-numeric customer id number contained a string of 4 letters which might cause inadvertent offence to a cosmopolitan population
Not that I am suggesting that merchant seamen are especially qualified to identify words which might offend in this context, but I can think of other candidates
Stop press: I typed this in Word originally. The Microsoft spellchecker did not recognise the word Google
Saturday, February 02, 2008
A bed of sorrows
Consolation for the judge who asked Who are the Beatles
And for me, who did not know who they were talking about when they said Heath Ledger had died
And for those who are surprised that Katie Melua has to explain who Mary Pickford was
What everybody knows changes with the generations
I do not see why anyone under the age of 50 should flinch at the name Lolita. Unless they have a degree in English literature or in film studies
When did Nabokov last figure in the best seller lists?
The Jeremy Irons film sank without trace. Only those old enough to remember James Mason & the heart-shaped sunglasses will automatically think of undesirable meanings in the name
The bed in question is hardly something you would see in a boudoir. It is workmanlike & incorporates a desk. So it is just the name which offends some
My copy of Chambers (1993 edition) gives Lolita as a diminutive of Dolores
Sorrows indeed for Woollies
Thomas Bowdler has shewn the truth of the old saw, that the nicest person has the nastiest ideas, & has omitted many phrases as containing indelicacies which we cannot see
Contemporary review of The Family Shakespeare
Submarine clouds
Great submarines or barrage balloons floating stately in the sky. Some black, some grey, some white. One, anchored above the Cheshire Plain, lit up in glorious silver by the sun. I swear it was more than a mile long. Harried by smaller, angrier, faster moving, wispier waspish ones
Link: Submarine clouds in the sky
troubles in government
I think I want a record of this thought in case it may turn out to be interesting (to me) at some future date to check when it was that I first had it
On January 23 there was a rather low key announcement that the Prime Minister had appointed the first ever Permanent Secretary in his office - Jeremy Haywood, a seriously heavyweight civil servant. This follows closely on the appointment of Stephen Carter as strategy adviser - another who could not be said to fall into the category of party political adviser
This struck me as slightly odd but I thought no more about it until Westminster Hour on Sunday
That discussion made me realise that the disarray in Downing Street has been serious & that emergency action has been taken, almost whether Gordon Brown liked it or not
Published 1 May 2009
Friday, February 01, 2008
Previously in Favourite Quotations
And surely, he that hath taken the true altitude of things, and rightly calculated the degenerate state of this age, is not like to envy those that shall live in the next, much less three or four hundred years hence, when no man can comfortably imagine what face this world will carry - Sir Thomas Browne 1605-82
Public sentiment, not the law, determines the quality of life of those who dare to live a bit differently - Matthew Syed
Godot is waiting for you - Francis Cesare
Wicked men should look older - Patricia Beer
Any living cell carries with it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors - Max Delbruck
The brain is encased in silence & in darkness - David Eagleman
Surely thy body is thy mind - Robert Bridges
A scientist makes science the pivot of his emotional life, in order to find in this way the peace & security which he cannot find in the narrow whirlpool of personal experience -Albert Einstein
... the heart/ May be in peace & ready to partake/ Of the slow pleasure spring would wish to hurry -Elizabeth Jennings
That inward eye Which is the bliss of solitude - William Wordsworth
The words are like a poem. They speak for themselves - Jean Claude Trichet
There are no foreign lands; it is the traveller only that is foreign - Robert Louis Stevenson
Cary Grant made men seem like a good idea -Graham McCann
It is, of course, one of lifes persistent disappointments that a great moral crisis in my life is nothing but matter for gossip in yours - Phyllis Rose
If a historian is not in some sense a revisionist then she must be a plagiarist -Stephen Howe
Nous n’irions plus aux bois
Les lauriers sont coupés - Théodore de Banville
Marx talks a lot of sense, until he doesnt - Jeanette Winterson
Our destiny lies in our endocrine glands - Albert Einstein
If marital stability is a goal for children (as I am sure it is), then why have so many people reared in stable households been unable to repeat that stability in their own lives? - Mark Berelowitz
My room in London was on the ground floor & the daylight reached it in sadly damaged condition – Henry James
Compromise is only the beginning of a new argument - Lancelot Hogben
The cat has a diapason of sounds – Harry Elmer Barnes
Writers must write. They do not however have to publish – Victoria Glendinning
Change is seldom enjoyed by the aging, whether they be individuals or nations - Langston Hughes
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