Sunday, June 17, 2007

How to spend my taxes


I visited my GP yesterday. He gave me some advice. In my best interests

He wants me to change my life style.

In a way that will



  • increase my chances of getting dementia


  • ditto, cancer


  • cost the state - me & my fellow tax payers - a fortune



He wants me to stop smoking.





Well I look forward to the continuing pension payments, free travel & prescriptions, winter fuel payments etc etc