The press reported yesterday that old ladies are the most likely to ‘falsely deny’ to doctors that they are smokers
Well go to the top of our stairs
Don’t seem so surprised. Of course we do
At least we stand a chance of getting away with it. Of escaping from the surgery without The Lecture (again). Unlike our poor plump sisters
We only went in about a bunion
So put that in your pipe & smoke it
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STOP PRESS – BREAKING NEWS: IT IS NOW BEYOND DOUBT THAT SMOKING CAUSES LUNG CANCER
Kenneth Kendall BBC 6 oclock news March 1962