Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Damned liars

The press reported yesterday that old ladies are the most likely to ‘falsely deny’ to doctors that they are smokers

Well go to the top of our stairs

Don’t seem so surprised. Of course we do

At least we stand a chance of getting away with it. Of escaping from the surgery without The Lecture (again). Unlike our poor plump sisters

We only went in about a bunion

So put that in your pipe & smoke it

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STOP PRESS – BREAKING NEWS: IT IS NOW BEYOND DOUBT THAT SMOKING CAUSES LUNG CANCER
Kenneth Kendall BBC 6 oclock news March 1962