Friday, May 08, 2009

Keeping the flu at bay

Liam Donaldson cannot win on this one

If BRITONS DIE we will know he did not do enough to prevent it: It’s HIS JOB

If new flu produces only snuffles he will find himself in the position of the man who could be observed hopping on one leg all the way round the perimeter of his garden each evening as the sun went down

When a neighbour finally worked the conversation round to asking “Why?” he said


- Because it keeps the tigers away

- But …. There are no tigers round here

- You see! It works!



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