We are told that police used CS gas to break up a fight in a House of Commons corridor as guests left a drinks party
We are told the name of the politician who hosted the event
We are given a quote from 2, unnamed, fellow guests who thought the police overreacted
We are not told the names of the two pugilists, so we can deduce that they were not politicians, footballers or celebrities
So is there absolutely no public interest in knowing who they were?
Of course not, silly. They were journalists
