Monday, April 20, 2009

Consequences

Damien McBride is 34, going on 64 years old, a career civil servant until he was talent spotted by Gordon Brown & chosen to be his special right hand man, joining a team who back in the day thought that it would show Gordon Brown’s human side to let it be known that he enjoyed all-boys together sessions in the Dorchester Hotel watching football & eating pizza & no doubt leaving a real mess for others to clean up, probably some of those funny things called women

Then Damian got caught having done something really naughty. Even Gordon was sickened, when he saw the evidence

So Damian was dumped – just like that. Even the media seems to have no interest in him – at least we are not being treated to reports about where he is or being shown pictures of the paparazzi lurking outside his lair

He has no pay off & no job, in the prime minister's utterances on the subject he does not even have a name, but I hope someone is looking after him after all his loyal service

Gordon Brown’s famous moral compass is as wonky as my magnetic one turned out to be when I took it on the bus, but it has taken me much longer than a single bus ride to finally work that out