Sunday, August 30, 2009

Metaphysicians

Two more to raise a smile, thanks to Arnold Silcock



The Young One

There once was a young metaphysician
Who claimed that he didn’t exist,
But when he opined his position
They exclaimed, ‘Well, you’ll never be missed’

Anon

The Perfect Reactionary

As I was sitting in my chair
I knew the bottom was not there,
Nor legs nor back, but I just sat,
Ignoring little things like that