I have been a bridesmaid only once. When I was 3
My Nana explained to me about my duties & what to expect of the day
The most exciting prospect was the Wedding Breakfast: And there will be toasts
Well, I loved toast. Especially the way Nana made it for me. Thick slices drenched in Golden Syrup
All I got was measly ham salad with - ugh! - beetroot
Do people call them Wedding Breakfasts anymore?